Bah, humbug!

Snow! The only people who might possibly be pleased to see the wretched stuff are kids and sled manufacturers! What we have now isn't even proper snow, it's just vile wet slush that threatens to freeze into slabs of ice on roads and - even worse - windscreens.

Let's hope you youngsters don't have to relive the winter of 1963, when it started snowing on Boxing Day and didn't stop until Easter!